Christmas season at work

 

1. Work? Dude, I came for the Christmas cookies.


2. hmm...now I know why Mark calls it the pee-nut bowl.


3. Scrooge is gone for X-mas vacation! 


4. uh oh! They’re planning another all night ‘decorate the cubicle’ prank. I might have to stick a fork in my hand to get out of this again.


5. If you get a Christmas card from your boss, does that mean he likes us?


6. If you schedule a two hour meeting and no one shows up..does it make a sound?


7. I’ll wait until after Christmas to break my laptop over his head. That's Christmas spirit!


8. Second best thing about working during the holidays: Park anywhere you want.


9. I don’t even have to read the paper in the bathroom. I can read it at my desk during the Christmas holidays.


10. My gift for the Secret Santa is going to be either my stapler or a cat litter scooper. Merry Christmas!