- Time management Tip #1: Set up a committee and a meeting. Your day is done between 9:00am to 5:00pm.
- If you want to get things done in a meeting, invite the right people to arrive 30 minutes early. Then allow the "smart" people into the room.
- I’ve been in this meeting for 20 minutes and I can tell you there are 14 chairs, 18 lights on the ceiling, 4 electrical sockets on the walls and 6 under the table.
- I’m so high from the white board markers and the coffee. Someone get me a bag of chips!
- Two hours in the war-room and forget the $20M revenue drop, forget the competition is winning, and forget that we spent 8 months on his strategy..the only thing we gained is grammar corrections on the slides from our VP.
- I don’t care what the Marketing meetings are about. Hellooo tight-sweater girl...
- The VP just told Alan that his opinion is appreciated but he’s only there to operate the projector.
- I should tell Debra to memorize her notes because her reading skills are embarrassing the team.
- I’m heavy-breathing on the conference call when ever Jeff speaks and everyone thinks its him...LoL
- I have a problem with the decisions in this meeting. I wish someone would make one.
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