- Couldn’t finish the newspaper today because the guy in the next stall was talking on the phone.
- It feels like playing ‘Survivor’ every time they do a round of layoff’s I’m sitting next to Russell Hantz.
- My co-worker is either a Lesbian or the greatest butt kisser I’ve ever seen.
- I spilled a martini on my Blackberry last night and I think it's been drunk dialling all my contacts.
- My VP actually told me he only says “no, no...” and would never say “No, no, no...” because he’s more efficient then me.
- When I came in the office this morning I saw Ted and he told me that he had a sore jaw and Scot told me that it was because Ted was getting a promotion.
- I want you all to remember that if you buy a coffee for someone, always make sure that anything they win is yours because you paid for it...oh, and John is a b!tch.
- Spreadsheets and hangovers...
- I just checked and it’s not Friday yet.
- I just picked up my boss’s resume that she left on the printer. I always knew she was full of sh!t and now I can prove it.
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