Learning to update Facebook from Twitter

On Facebook it can be difficult to let the fun side of yourself out when all your friends are judging you. And even more difficult if you keep family and co-workers as connections as well. However, if you're daring enough or you just don't care about what other people think of you then have a little fun with your status updates. Some originality and humour can really let your friends (and friends of friends) see that hidden sword like wit you've been hiding.

Check out Funny Tweets for inspiration for your Facebook statuses.

Another reason for making wittier updates is that you never know who is reading your posts. If your name appears in a post from one of your friends you can be certain that someone you don't know yet is reading it and wondering who you are and then clicking on your profile to see what you're like. It could be that special someone checking you out and all they can see is what you have written on your posts. Why not show them the out going, flirty and charming person inside you?

Check out Sexy Funny Tweets for a collection of sexy thoughts from some women tweeters in 140 characters or less! Guys, pay attention too because its a fine line between sexy and creepy. Below is a sample of some sexy tweets:

Sexy Thoughts:

1. I'm just a girl standing in front of her keyboard asking how did a nice girl end up in a joint like this? And whose ass do I kiss to thank? 


2. I like getting guys drunk & taking advantage of them by getting them to tell me their deepest darkest secrets to use against them later 


3. The five-second rule applies to condoms too, right? 


4. My New Years resolution is to get really good at xbox so I can play topless online with people for money. Yeah... I got goals, bitch. 


5. I wish confidence was as easy to fake as orgasms are. 


6. Hey Prince Charming, let's skip the romantic bullshit and get right to the part where you slay me like a whore dragon. 


7. I'm so tired of songs about the the heart, especially when you'd be hard pressed to find a more romantic organ than the spleen. 


8. The difference between a lady and a tramp is what she's willing to do with a meat ball. 


9. You make me happy in so many ways but can I outsource our sex life? 


10. So apparently, confidence is what guys find to be the sexiest thing about a woman. So no more posting boob pics ladies. Not necessary.