- I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
- At the beginning and end of the day, it’s about who you know...and who you blow.
- I correct their spelling mistakes so they think I’m smarter than they are..cool!
- My director likes his ego stroked. I wonder what he would give me if I rubbed him.
- Anyone who says you can’t get ahead if you’re “rough around the edges” hasn’t seen the managers meetings on Mondays.
- Wow! I lied and blamed Dave because I screwed up and then they promoted me. Note to self, don’t try to demonstrate leadership skills.
- Memo from my VP said that due to the recent reduction in the management layers to improve efficiency, all management is encouraged to stroke our own ego’s.
- The definition of a front line manager is: Caught between the rock-heads and a hard-headed boss.
- I’m always first in, last out. I shouldn’t be managing me.
- When I write my memoirs, I’ll have make sure to include these chapters: ‘Be a boss: fake it until you make it’ and ‘Leave the company before they realize it’.
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